we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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