Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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