He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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