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  (815): View more from Illinois

  wat bout pragnant strippers??

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  (815)wat bout pragnant strippers?? http://tfl.nu/yg4y
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  (678): View more from Georgia

  Please, let me fuck your mom

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  (678): Please, let me fuck your mom http://tfl.nu/1wga
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  (734): View more from Michigan

  Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?

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  (734): Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you? http://tfl.nu/kjun
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?

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  (630): is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit? http://tfl.nu/3vh4
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  (609): View more from New Jersey

  walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.

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  (609): walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice. http://tfl.nu/elke
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  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off

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  (304): Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off http://tfl.nu/t5im
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  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.

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  (832): I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone. http://tfl.nu/f9qv
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  (513): View more from Ohio

  They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.

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  (513): They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is. http://tfl.nu/k34n
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  (408): View more from California

  By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.

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  (408): By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going. http://tfl.nu/xmei
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  (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis

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  (609): I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis http://tfl.nu/47d5
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  (612): View more from Minnesota

  he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.

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  (612): he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers. http://tfl.nu/asbc
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  (760): View more from California

  Houston, we have a blender

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  (760): Houston, we have a blender http://tfl.nu/azdt
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  (757): View more from Virginia

  Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.

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  (757): Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity. http://tfl.nu/u9jp
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  (810): View more from Michigan

  He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.

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  (810): He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me. http://tfl.nu/paz8
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  (406): View more from Montana

  I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period

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  (406): I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period http://tfl.nu/lg74
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