: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together