Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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