The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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