thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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