...so i touched it.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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