I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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