I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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