week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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