it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So much Jack, so little girl.
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