Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I want her autograph on my taint
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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