Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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