why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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