Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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