Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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