I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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