thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Pińatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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