wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's never too late to be topless.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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