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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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