Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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