Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
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She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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