i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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