Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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