sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
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bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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