I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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