there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
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I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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