your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
A+ Viking dick
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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