I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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