hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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