It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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