id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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