Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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