why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
