I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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