Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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