YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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