i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I would ride that face into the sunset
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I had to cum in my sink.
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