I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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