i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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