i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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