is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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