I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She even gives head with a lisp.
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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