508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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