the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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