jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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