guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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