mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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