His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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