i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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