Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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